My Favorite Memory

One of favorite memories is my 21st birthday, mainly because it was hilarious and I remember it!  My friends and went out to the bar, we hit up Bucks first.  My Birthday falls on New Year’s so the bars were packed..of course.  My friends tell the DJ it’s my birthday within minutes of arriving.  We sit down and have a drink and a shot or two, and I hear my name being called. The DJ is calling me to the dance floor where one of the waiters is sitting on the opposite side with his legs open.  The DJ tells me that because it’s my birthday, I now have to CRAWL across the dance floor and without using my hands, take the shot that is sitting between the waiter’s open legs.  He called it a ‘blow job" shot. I didn’t want to do it, I refused to do it! But they simply were not having it.  So, After ten minutes of arguing back and forth as to whether I was gonna do this shot, my SOBER self, crawled acrossed the dance floor, and using my hands, took the shot!  I had never been so embarrassed, in my life, the least my friends could have done, was wait til I was drunk. I would have been down for anything.